I like that show where they solve all the murd3rs ([info]cedarlibrarian) wrote,
@ 2007-05-12 22:54:00
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The letters no one reads
Dear person who not only stole my birthday present from [info]mollymoon, but also $70 worth of limited-edition perfume I ordered and now cannot reorder, off my doorstep,

Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. I know you're somehow associated with the people who moved in across the hall in February, because I lived here for a year and a half and never lost so much as a J. Crew catalog until you moved in. Since you moved in, or your friends/relatives moved in, I've lost two clearly marked Priority Mail boxes with my name on them. I don't steal YOUR mail, fucktard. And I can't say anything to you about it because Dog knows what you'll do during the day while I'm at work and I have kittens to protect.

But I AM calling the apartment rental office and the local post office.

No love,

Cedar


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[info]ereiniel
2007-05-13 03:30 am UTC (link)
I hate people. I really hate people.

I'm sorry, dear. Which BPAL order was this?

I also owe you a visit and a birthday present.

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[info]cedarlibrarian
2007-05-13 03:44 am UTC (link)
It was 2 bottles of Monster Bait: Tokyo Stomp and 1 of 13.

I am in tears. I can't even talk.

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[info]ereiniel
2007-05-13 05:03 am UTC (link)
*hugs*

What the hell. I do NOT understand where people get off doing shit like this. This is beyond the pale of anything I've seen in terms of neighbourly courtesy. You really NEED to talk to the building manager and/or the people next door. Tell 'em off yourself if you need to. If not, give me an address and I'll take care of it.

I have both MB: TS and the latest 13. We'll be in touch.

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[info]ereiniel
2007-05-13 05:47 am UTC (link)
P.S. Check your email, I sent you something.

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[info]rabican
2007-05-13 03:31 am UTC (link)
... Shithead!

The thief, not you. Obviously. :( *hugs*

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[info]sihaya09
2007-05-13 04:21 am UTC (link)
God, I am so sorry. What fuckwits.

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[info]furiosity
2007-05-13 04:41 am UTC (link)
Oh dear sweet Kinney what the FUCK is wrong with people? *hugs you*

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[info]tartanshell
2007-05-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, hon, that sucks. *hugs*

Re: the BPAL, if not being able to re-buy is because of timing, not money, I'd suggest emailing the Lab. They're so nice, I bet they'd let you put in a late order for the LEs.

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[info]fasterthanlight
2007-05-13 03:47 pm UTC (link)
WTF? Not cool. :( Them, of course, not you.

*kicks your stoopid neighbors*

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[info]raininginher
2007-05-13 11:18 pm UTC (link)
God, honey...stuff like that makes my skin crawl and my rage ignite on a level that almost nothing else does...what bloody COWARDICE and complete SCUMSUCKING PATHETIC lack of personal ethics is necessary to have someone stoop so low as to steal someone else's mail?? Gak. No words.

*hugs you fiercely*

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[info]airemay
2007-05-14 03:42 am UTC (link)
Wtfmate?! That's low. And really mean. I'm sorry. :( I hope the rental office can do something about it!!

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[info]alixwrites
2007-05-14 09:24 am UTC (link)
Check with the company you ordered the perfume from. We had a problem where UPS delivered the computer speakers we'd ordered to the wrong address (and they *kept* them) and the computer company (Dell) just sent another set.

Sorry your neighbors are jerks.

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[info]tigerkat
2007-05-14 11:11 am UTC (link)
Oh yikes that is horrible! Although I do think I would like to start using the term fuck you sideways witha pineapple, very creative and a clear visual!

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[info]almafullerton
2007-05-14 02:13 pm UTC (link)
How terrible. Is there anyway you can get a post office box or get them to hold the packages at your local post office and just deliver a note to the apartment so you can pick them up? If your neighbours end up smelling like your perfume at least you'll know it's them and not their friends or visa versa.

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[info]ilenenita
2007-05-15 02:00 am UTC (link)
That bites so much. Let me send King after them to get their little doggie. He can kick major doggie butt. (hugs) and more (hugs).

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